So just how fast are the new Volkswagens?

Well, apparently they are faster than a guitar player. We know, we were equally as shocked. But after the initial shock wore off we then found out that they new Volkswagens are also faster than a human beat box. Let's just say our erections are still rock hard. You picking up on the sarcasm yet? Good. If you don't value 4 minutes of your life then we present to you Fast vs. Fast. A new campaign from DeutschLA that pits some of the "worlds fatest" meaningless talents against a car. Thoughts?